Today I came home to find that Pete had eaten and/or destroyed six pairs of my underwear. Ahem, my DIRTY underwear. Perv- to the -ERT, dude. Apparently while I was off working like a chump so I can afford to feed that ungrateful little bastard, he was busy rummaging through my laundry and chomping on my delicates, proving once again that he is interested in very little other than a. food and b. my underwear.
So, basically Mitch in dog-form.
Sorry, Mitchell.
EVERYONE WAS ALREADY THINKING IT.
8 comments:
hahahahaha. awesome. for some reason our dog prefers my husbands underwear(hmmmmmm?)he's about 12 pairs down.
you. are. hilarious.
sorry about your unmentionables.
HAAAhahahahahahahahaha..aha. ha...well, at least you get to go buy new underwear :)
i found you through krysten's blog! boy do you sound like a fun gal. :]
why are dogs so damn disgusting? hahaha... i hope those weren't your expensive undies.
Pepi, the pop-eyed wunder-pup, had that DISGUSTING habit himself. When I came home and found a pile of chewed expensive underwear I LOST MY MIND. My overreaction worked though as he's never done it again.
My favourite part of this post though is Mitch as Spiderman. AMAZING!
Oh Lord, my little devil dog goes "panty surfing" - ALL THE TIME! I finally started just putting my dirties straight into the wash. Love your blog following you now =)
So glad I'm not alone in this, girls. Hahahahaha. :)
Don't you dare hate on Mitchell Stanley in his spiderman outfit! That thing was the bomb!!!
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